May 2013
knight-of-nerdfighteria:
I don’t care what you say. “Queen of the Damned” is a good movie. Yeah, it isn’t blockbuster ground-breaking film like “Interview” but it has that mix of camp and sex that a good vampire flick needs.
Agreed… and personally, I think it was damn near impossible to make a film adaptation of Anne Rice’s novels. There’s WAY too much detail that would bore...
Listen
Listen
You're bigger than Elvis.
Lestat: How did you manage to slip through the 50's in red velvet?
Marius: I slept.
Lestat: Don't think you've missed much.
Marius: Elvis?
Lestat: Elvis, yes.
Marius: You're bigger than he is now.
I hate Will Farrell.
I hate facebook.
*keeps tumblring and watching vampire films while in a state of numbness from nyquil ingested because of the sudden coldness that is my house.*
I need warmth and good food.
I need to be in the sun.
I need to be in the dark.
I need to feel normal back in normal.
I need my Anne Rice novels from my moving box in the corner of me and Zack’s bedroom...
Hours after anti-violence protest, more gay men... →
gaywrites:
TW: hate crimes, anti-gay violence
Last night, on the same day New Yorkers took to the streets to protest a recent slew of violence against LGBT people, three more gay men were reportedly attacked.
One was Dan Contarino, a former nightclub promoter who was brutally beaten in the East Village and had to undergo surgery as a result. Then a gay couple, ages 41 and 42, were attacked in...
“I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.”
– J.D. Salinger (via epikhi)
“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem...”
– Dandelion Wine, Ray Bradbury (via floralnymph)
omgwhy
Can’t sleep… and I just watched a full video compilation of Norman Reedus (with Sex On Fire playing) and now I’m just extremely sexually frustrated…
-___-
I’m going home tomorrow so… thank god.
I need tha secks… cuz my vaginas like killing me right now.
And my brain is like “DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK pretty boy face DICK DICK DICK leonardo...
IMPORTANT
theuppitynegras:
thecommandertoast:
ofmagicandice:
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
“Kanye West is white America’s worst nightmare. Because as much as one may...”
– Meaghan Garvey, Who Will Survive In America? (via machistado)
Rappers who publicly support gay marriage
ibetmittromney:
Kanye West
Jay-Z
Nicki Minaj
50 Cent
Lil B
A$AP Rocky
Fat Joe
Queen Latifah
Please stop fucking acting like Macklemore is this special snowflake for being a rapper who supports gay marriage. I know yall love to pretend that black people are homophobes, so obviously the music we make must be homophobic, but that is bullshit and Wacklemore is not the first rapper to...
dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
Student Loan Problems: One Third Of Millennials... →
About one third of millennials say they would have been better off working, instead of going to college and paying tuition.
Cosmo Sex Tip #2963
themaninblackfled:
fagmobs:
Show your spontaneous side by giving him oral while he’s driving. Add a surprising twist by yanking the steering wheel and crashing into oncoming traffic.
if three outta ten white couples try this…
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
feather-ontheclyde:
keep-calm-stay-healthy:
recovery-ghost:
Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.
And then you’re pissed because you wasted a perfect argument on them.
funkypeaches:
purrkittykatt:
j8k3:
chrssy:
riding your man like
LOOOOOOL
LMFAO
CLEAR!
OMG